"F*cking Quitter, Oops I mean Happy Retirement" Engraved Retirement Wine Glass and/or Coaster

£13.99 GBP

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💌🎁 D E S C R I P T I O N 🎁💌

Retirement = more time for wine! 🍷 Our funny wine glass is the ultimate send-off gift for anyone who’s clocked out for good.

Laser-etched with the cheeky quote “Fcking Quitter, Oops I mean Happy Retirement”*, this engraved wine glass is guaranteed to get laughs at any party. Perfect as a wine glass for retirement, it’s a keepsake that’ll be cherished long after the farewell cake is gone.

Choose just the funny retirement wine glass, just the slate coaster, or go all-in with a matching set. Each happy retirement wine glass design is permanently engraved, making it dishwasher safe and long-lasting.

Whether you’re gifting it to a colleague, a family member, or a dear friend, these retirement glass gifts are a playful way to say “cheers” to their next chapter! 🥂✨

💝 P E R S O N A L I S E 💝

Want to make this even more unforgettable? 💫 Turn it into a funny personalised wine glass by adding a name, date, or little inside joke. A personal touch on their retirement glasses makes it even more special and truly one-of-a-kind.

✨ S I Z E S ✨

Wine Glass – 400ml capacity, 21.7cm tall, 6.2cm diameter
Square Coaster – 10cm x 10cm
Round Coaster – 10cm diameter

FAQ's

Question: Is the quote printed or engraved?
Answer: It’s permanently etched into the glass using precision laser engraving – your happy retirement glass will never fade or peel.

Question: Can I order just the coaster?
Answer: Yes! You can choose just the coaster, the retirement wine glass, or the full set.

Question: Is the coaster durable?
Answer: Absolutely. Each coaster is natural slate with padded feet to protect surfaces, and the engraving is permanent.

Question: Is the glass dishwasher safe?
Answer: Yes! The funny retirement wine glass is dishwasher safe, making it easy to use daily.

Question: Who would love this gift?
Answer: Anyone retiring! It’s the perfect wine glass for retirement, whether you’re shopping for a colleague, boss, friend, or family member.

Shipping & Returns

We aim to make and dispatch all our orders within 1-2 business days.

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

Custom or personalised orders

Perishable products (like food or flowers)

Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return postage costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.