"F*cking Quitter, Oops I mean Happy Retirement" Engraved Retirement Beer Glass and/or Coaster

£18.99 GBP

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💌🎁 D E S C R I P T I O N 🎁💌

Retirement = more pints, less stress! 🍺 Celebrate the big day with our "F*cking Quitter, Oops I mean Happy Retirement" Engraved Retirement Beer Glass and/or Coaster – the ultimate unique retirement gift that’s equal parts cheeky and classy.

This isn’t just any engraved beer glass. It’s a bold statement piece! Etched with hilarious beer glass quotes, it’s the perfect way to toast to freedom. Whether you call it a retirement pint glass, a funny beer glass, or a keepsake to cherish, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile (and a pint).

Crafted from durable glass with a reinforced heavy base and rolled rim, this retirement beer glass is built to last. Add the natural slate coaster for the full retirement beer glasses experience – rustic, stylish, and practical with soft padded feet to protect your surfaces.

Raise your retirement beer mug and say cheers to endless weekends and no alarm clocks! 🎉

💝 P E R S O N A L I S E 💝

Want to take your gift to the next level? 🖋️ Turn this custom engraved glass into something extra special by adding names, dates, or a personal note. Perfect for coworkers, family, or friends stepping into retirement. Because nothing says “cheers” like a thoughtful, personalised touch. 🍻

✨ S I Z E S ✨

Beer Glass: 580ml capacity (1 Pint), 16cm tall, 8cm diameter
Square Slate Coaster: 10cm x 10cm
Round Slate Coaster: 10cm diameter

FAQ's

Question: Is the engraving permanent?
Answer: Yes! This is a custom engraved glass, made with precision laser engraving. The design won’t fade, peel, or wash off. It’s pint-after-pint proof. 🍺

Question: Can I order just the glass or just the coaster?
Answer: Definitely! Choose the engraved beer glass, the coaster alone, or get the full retirement beer glasses set.

Question: Does the engraving have any colour?
Answer: No – the engraved elephant design is etched into the glass and shows as clear/white, while on slate it appears light grey.

Question: What drinks can I use this for?
Answer: Anything you fancy! While it’s perfect as a retirement pint glass, it also works for cider, lager, spirits, or even soft drinks.

Question: Is this a good gift for retirement parties?
Answer: 100%! 🎁 It’s a funny beer glass and unique retirement gift in one. Perfect for coworkers, friends, or family, ready to enjoy retired life with a laugh.

Shipping & Returns

We aim to make and dispatch all our orders within 1-2 business days.

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

Custom or personalised orders

Perishable products (like food or flowers)

Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return postage costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.